Friday Quick Links

• The Webby Awards have been announced, and the winners have to limit their speeches to five words. Here they are.
• The woman who invented Cap 'n Crunch has died.
• Running for President? Joel Stein wants to be your MySpace friend.
• Difficult woman seeks stable man. [via Marty]
• Some people in Greenland actually love global warming. [via Kottke]